#421 Don't Try To Get Your Co-Worker Raped Because You Don't Like Them

She looks as sweet as arsenic pie.

Woman 'posted fake rape me invitation online to get men to attack colleague after row' , a woman named Joanne Berry is accused of going online and pretending to be her co-worker whom she apparently hated for some lame ass reason.

She then went on to attempt to get men to come to her co-workers house and "engage" in her rape fantasy and force their way in and have their way with her.

Note, Joanne Berry is the one doing this pretending to be her co-worker. That is, Joanne Berry is engaged in a substantial fraud in order to attempt to get back at her co-worker by means of using random horny losers to try and get one to rape her.

All of this just goes to show that Joanne Berry, and anyone who thinks like she does, is the scum of the earth. A coward by trying to use others to do her dirty work, a scumbag for trying to use rape as revenge.

Here is hoping she is found guilty and made a gigantic example of. The harshest sentence possible in the harshest prison possible. Let it be known that this kind of crime will not be acceptable ever.

Rule #421 is Don't Try To Get Your Co-Worker Raped Because You Don't Like Them

#228 Don't Pretend to Be Disabled When You Are Competing in Marathons and Triathlons

Ex-S.F. firefighter's workers' comp problem

Christina Hijjawi was a firefighter who says she got hurt on the job and then proceeded to collect $140,000 in disability payments. The only problem is that she was also competin in marathons and triathlons around the world.

Hard to really claim a disability when you're competing in such high level and intense competitions.

Its people like Christina that defraud worker's comp and make life just a tiny bit harder on the rest of us. At least she'll be in great shape so she can run away from the mean girls in prison.

Rule #228 is Don't Pretend to Be Disabled When You Are Competing in Marathons and Triathlons

#137 Insurance Fraud is a Stupid Reason to Go to Jail

Man accused of pushing car off mountain so he could report it stolen and collect on his insurance policy.

He not only thought this was a good idea but tried to enlist his cousin in the scheme. His cousin must come from the smarter side of the family because he said no.

Now, Richard Way Jr. of Claysburg, Pennsylvania is facing charges of filing a false police report, theft and insurance fraud. Smooth move, Ex-Lax!

Rule #137 is Insurance Fraud is a Stupid Reason to Go to Jail

#109 Don't Give Bank Loans for Sex

Bank manager gives woman loans for sex

Not just loans but he embezzled money to pay the woman's family, who were blackmailing him after he told them. And he kept 40,000 euros for himself.

He did this for three years and was sentenced to a paltry three years and nine months. Of course, now he's got a record so he should never get another job in a bank. But maybe he's got a future as a pimp.

Rule #109 is Don't Give Bank Loans for Sex