#366 There Is Such a Thing as Too Drunk

Inebriated cyclist knocks down pregnant pedestrian, police say
Aaron Shaffer was riding his bike on the sidewalk, fast, and drunk, really, really, really shitfaced drunk (he tested at more than four times the legal limit) when a pregnant woman came out of a store he was going by too fast. He smashed into her, knocked her down and out cold so that she had to go to the hospital.

Onlookers estimate that Aaron was going near 20 mph when he collided with the woman. On a sidewalk. Too drunk to stand up. Way to go, asshole!

If the lady loses her baby then I'd hope and expect Aaron Shaffer gets charged with involuntary manslaughter. Anything to keep the criminally idiotic alcoholics off the sidewalks.

Rule #366 is There Is Such a Thing as Too Drunk

Rule #52 Don't Go Out Looking Like This

Tori, you're 9 months pregnant with a baby, that doesn't mean you should wear babydoll dresses out. In fact, it expressly means you should not. Damn, there is just so much wrong with this picture that's hard to take it all in.

From the husband pulling her along or trying to escape, to the dress that needs another four inches of material to that pink tie to Tori's mask of nasty. To the blurb copy about this bubblehead opening an inn named after her father's dog, bleh.

Rule #52 is Don't Go Out Looking Like This.